Queen of england to have new kid

Prince Harry's recent antics in vegas was the final straw for Queen Elizabeth. She announced this morning that she would begin the search for her next lover (Philip is way to old like really old its insane that he is still going). This royal baby will be groomed to be the king that harry and william could never be. The news has sent shockwaves throughout the royal family, Rowan Lascelles (50th in line for the throne) was quoted saying "Its tough to wrap my mind around right now".

There's been no word on who the next lover will be but bloggers across the world are busy guessing who it may be. Current front runners include america's Daniel Tosh who said that he wouldn't have sex with any women over 40 including the queen herself. China's yao ming is considered to be the favorite at this point the sexual chemistry between Yao and the Queen has been evident for well over a decade. Last but not least is Great Britons David Beckham who at this point appears to be the fan favorite. Barack Obama has been mentioned as a dark horse but most experts says the notion is just silly.