Monday, October 1, 2012

20 Things that about Dos Equis guy

1. He killed the Dead Sea
2. His daughter lost his virginity... He got it back
3. He once won the NBA slam dunk contest... With a layup
4. He stole the Krabby Patty formula
5. As a freshman he hazed seniors
6. He is the reason Waldo hides
7. He only lives twice
8. He messes with the Zohan
9. He beat paper ... With rock
10. He can sneeze with his eyes open
11. He found Carmen San Diego
12. He knew what Willis was talking about
13. He knows who let the dogs out
14. He can win connect 4 ... with only 3 moves
15. He solved all 99 of Jay-Z's problems
16. P-Diddy wakes up in the morning feeling like him
17. He can read Lady Gaga's poker face
18. He was born on February 30th
19. He is Victorias Secret
20. He enjoys eating Chick Fil A on Sunday

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