top 10 comedies of the 2000's

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

  7.2/10 

 

2.

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

  

3.

Step Brothers (2008)

  

4.

The Hangover (2009)

 

5.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

 

6.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

  

 

7.

Knocked Up (2007)

 

8.

The Other Guys (2010)

  6.6/10  

9.

Semi-Pro (2008)

 

 

10.

Role Models (2008)

25 classic christmas songs

1. Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy - Bing Crosby & David Bowie
2. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry
3. The Christmas Song - Nat King Cole
4. Here Comes Santa Claus - Gene Autry
5. White Christmas - Bing Crosby
6. A Holly Jolly Christmas - Burl Ives
7. My Little Drum - Vince Guaraldi (Charlie Brown Christmas)
8. Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - Bruce Springsteen
9. Christmas Shoes -Newsong (or Alabama)
10. Last Christmas - Wham!
11. Blue Christmas - Elvis Presley
12. Winter Wonderland - Eurythmics
13. Frosty the Snowman - Jimmy Durante
14. Happy X mas - John Lennon
15. Do You Hear What I Hear? - Whitney Houston
16. We Need A Little Christmas - Angela Lansbury
17. Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Johnny Mathis
18. Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt (or Madonna)
19. Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms
20. Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney
21. Home For The Holidays - Perry Como
22. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - U2
23. Christmas Wrapping - Waitresses
24. Rockin Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
25. Do They Know It's Christmas Time - Band Aid

dumb laws in maryland

• Baltimore City: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits.
• Baltimore: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) -Park Rule 6 It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
• Baltimore has regulations governing the disposal of hog's heads, pet droppings and oyster shells.
• Columbia: You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
• Gypsies should steer clear of Caroline County, Md., where it's a $100 fine or six months in the can for "forecasting or pretending to foretell the future." • In Baltimore it's illegal to block the sidewalk with a box. But the offense only carries a $1 fine. Another law makes it illegal to throw bale of hay (or of anything else) out a second-story window. That gets you a $20 fine.
In Baltimore it's illegal to play professional croquet before 2 p.m. Sunday. The law also applies to professional quoits.
• In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.
• In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get.
• In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
• In Halethrope, Maryland kisses longer than one second are illegal.
• In Maryland, a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
• In Maryland, men may not buy drinks for female bartenders.
• In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
• In Maryland, the legislature once proposed a board of parachute examiners to be made up of five licensed parachute instructors who would test and license all other parachute instructors. The plan had been abandoned when it was learned there were only three licensed parachute instructors in the state.
• In the entire state of Maryland, it is illegal to give or recieve oral sex.
• It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine.
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• Maryland now requires that alcohol beverage writers be certified as experts by an agency of the state before they can receive product samples, which it limits to three bottles per brand.
• Ocean City: A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited
• Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
• You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.
• You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.
• You cannot throw a bail of hay out of a second story window in Annapolis.
• You may not curse inside the city limits.

full article can be found on http://www.bored.com/crazylaws/

10 Worst Celebrity Baby Names

These are my 10 favorite terrible celebrity baby names

10. Memphis Eve child of Bono
Where Bono came up with this name I will never know
9. Destry child of Steven Spielberg
This name could actually be a classic if the kid is a Rambo like warrior but the odds are against destry
8. Sage Moonblood son of Sylvester Stallone
This is a terrible name flatout terrible
7.  Kyd child of Tea Leoni
I wonder how long this took to come up with
6.Apple child of Gwyneth Paltrow and coldplay's Chris Martin
Naming a kid after a fruit never turns out well
5. Pilot Inspektor son of Jason Lee
not a typo on my part that is how its actually spelled also pilot inspector isnt a real job.
4. Ocean child of Forest Whittaker
Celebrities really enjoy giving their kids abstract names
3. blue angel child of the edge from u2
I live in the annapolis area and absolutely love the Blue Angel's but this too far
2. Any of michael jacksons kids
The king of pop was beyond talented musically but he is sub par at naming kids just ask Blanket
1. Jermajesty son of Jermaine Jackson
I love this same its terrible but i love it

20 Things that about Dos Equis guy

1. He killed the Dead Sea
2. His daughter lost his virginity... He got it back
3. He once won the NBA slam dunk contest... With a layup
4. He stole the Krabby Patty formula
5. As a freshman he hazed seniors
6. He is the reason Waldo hides
7. He only lives twice
8. He messes with the Zohan
9. He beat paper ... With rock
10. He can sneeze with his eyes open
11. He found Carmen San Diego
12. He knew what Willis was talking about
13. He knows who let the dogs out
14. He can win connect 4 ... with only 3 moves
15. He solved all 99 of Jay-Z's problems
16. P-Diddy wakes up in the morning feeling like him
17. He can read Lady Gaga's poker face
18. He was born on February 30th
19. He is Victorias Secret
20. He enjoys eating Chick Fil A on Sunday

Is Obama the Worst President of All Time

The American political system has evolved in a way so that roughly 50 percent of the country is upset when a new president is elected. In an election year you will hear constant criticism of the standing president from one side saying things like that "The president has been one of the worst of all time". The other side responds with essentially the same thing changing the word has for will be. In my opinion it is absolutely foolish to judge a president while he is in office or in the next couple of years after he is out of office. Presidents make decisions that they believe will positively effect the country over the next couple of generations so quick snap judgements just aren't fair. The 2012 election has more money and more hate involved in it then in past years. 

These are a few hate quotes about Obama
rush limbaugh said

"President Barack Obama hates this country and his philosophy appeals to people with miserable, meaningless lives and people who don’t countI think it can now be said, without equivocation — without equivocation — that this man hates this country  He is trying, Barack Obama is trying, to dismantle, brick-by-brick, the American dream. There’s no other way to put this. There’s no other way to explain this.”

Hank Willaim Jr. said

“We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. — and we hate him”

In the end its embarrassing that such radical people get so much mainstream attention they are obviously unaware of actual policy and are more concerned with just getting Obama out of office and they have very little concern of who actually ends up in office. It is impossible to decide whether or not obama has been a good or bad president. Historians have come to a general consensus on the some that these three men were some of the worst of all time. 

James Buchanan 

Warren Harding 

Andrew Johnson

Queen of england to have new kid

Prince Harry's recent antics in vegas was the final straw for Queen Elizabeth. She announced this morning that she would begin the search for her next lover (Philip is way to old like really old its insane that he is still going). This royal baby will be groomed to be the king that harry and william could never be. The news has sent shockwaves throughout the royal family, Rowan Lascelles (50th in line for the throne) was quoted saying "Its tough to wrap my mind around right now".

There's been no word on who the next lover will be but bloggers across the world are busy guessing who it may be. Current front runners include america's Daniel Tosh who said that he wouldn't have sex with any women over 40 including the queen herself. China's yao ming is considered to be the favorite at this point the sexual chemistry between Yao and the Queen has been evident for well over a decade. Last but not least is Great Britons David Beckham who at this point appears to be the fan favorite. Barack Obama has been mentioned as a dark horse but most experts says the notion is just silly.